Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I need a beard to bite.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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