Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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