Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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