Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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