You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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