Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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