the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize