Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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