I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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