Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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