so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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