I CAN MOONWALK!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
where does the pee come out of this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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