idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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