with your own penis?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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