O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl