Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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