White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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