That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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