JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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