I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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