the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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