shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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