Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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