just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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