he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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