once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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