I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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