who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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