She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
How's work?
Spinning.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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