Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Randomize