There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
This girl is more easily done than said...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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