New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When did angry sex become our thing?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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