That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
