um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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