3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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