that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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