He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the day after is always just damage control
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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