Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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