I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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