You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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