I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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