He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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