So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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