Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE