you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.