Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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