Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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