What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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