it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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