Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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