I like my sex mixed with concussions.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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