Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
bring money and cleavage
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
