that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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