Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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