We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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