He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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