I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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