Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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